My story began in May of 2019. I was running a multi store salad bar (This was in Singapore, I started a wildly successful concept and franchised it) but it had begun to wind down after many years, and so in desperation I asked many Fengshui, Zi Wei Dou Shu and BaZi masters for help in solving this issue but it all came to naught. I even studied astrology myself to find the answers.
I had been going to this masseuse from China for many years (please bear with me, I know this sounds like I'm rambling but I assure you that everything I type here has relevance), and let me tell you this auntie is built like a farmer's daughter. The first few times I have been going to her, I was screaming in pain, that's how strong she was, despite the fact that she works 14 hours a day, and counts many affluent and well connected customers among her clientele.
So one day, after 7 years of massaging me, she falls asleep on me. I'm like, 'that's a first'. In my mind I was wondering if I need to look for another masseuse if she falls asleep on me the following week. Thankfully, she was back to her usual scream inducing, deep tissue mode when I paid her another visit (my massages are a weekly affair). I wanted to query her about her lack of concentration the preceding week but before I could even open my mouth, she apologised for falling asleep on me. I asked her what happened and she told me that she fell asleep on another customer but because this customer sells crystalware to Fengshui masters all over the country, she knows a good 'master' that would cure my masseuse. So of course my masseuse took her word for it and went immediately to pay this master a visit.
Apparently, the close relation of Ne Zha (I think some of you may have watched the famous cartoon that came out of China, and know who this character is in Chinese mythology), Mu Zha, has been hovering close to my masseuse in the afternoons when she's working. Mu Zha is not nefarious and is actually quite benign and so when the master, called Derrick, told her that Mu Zha means her no harm she hurriedly asked Derrick to get Mu Zha to hover somewhere else as it was almost impossible for her to work when she's this doozy. So Derrick made the appeal for her on her behalf and she was no longer plagued by the ever looming presence of Mu Zha.
Hearing this on the massage bed, I was immediately curious and since business was bad, I asked my masseuse how much it was to engage this 'Derrick'. I could not believe my ears when she said, it was '随缘', to follow fate, or whatever amount feels right to the seeker. I thought this was quite the risk free approach to anyone searching for real answers and I quickly got the contact number from her and made an appointment straight away.
When I sat down in the session with Derrick, I asked what was going wrong with my business and he curled his fingers in the Guan Yin '观音' repose and told me that all my shops will close the following year and I would die. He didn't ask for my birth data or time. All he did was ask the Goddess of Mercy. That revelation kinda shook me to my core. I don't know why I believed him then and there but he gave me a stack of joss paper to burn, 24000 pieces in all and said to burn it all first, no need to pay him until I'm ready.
So I had to burn the joss paper piece by piece. There was no way I could just dump a stack on them in the fire, that would reek of insincerity. In the Singapore context, the only way to burn joss paper in public housing estates (built by the HDB - Housing Development Board) would be the huge metal drum the estate council puts at the foot of every block. I was burning so much paper my neighbour rolled down his car windows as he drove past and asked, 'aren't you Christian?'. I told him it's a long story and went back to burning. My kids asked me what I was doing when they came down with my wife at the time. I didn't really know what to tell them and their mother just told them to stay away from the fire. It was 2019 and Covid wasn't a thing yet, but I was already wearing a mask when I burnt the joss paper. My sinuses were inflamed from all that smoke.
So Derrick went on vacation and I saw him after that. He checked and saw that upstairs already endorsed my application to continue living on this Earth for another 22 years. I was mildly amused at the fact that there's a even a board or spiritual bureaucracy responsible for 'approving' my stay here on this plane. Anyways, over the years I continue to consult with him on various other matters. Covid came and I took it as an excuse to close down all my remaining salad bars, even the franchised ones cos I was so tired of struggling to keep them open. I pivoted to Web3 (which he disapproved of, except the niche category of NFTs, which I profited greatly from). Once, he came by my house for a fengshui audit and saw my wife, then he said something to the effect of, 'oh, you're just the tenant here'. After that, he was made to realise one thing for me. I have to leave the marriage but my wife has to be the one to initiate the divorce. I asked, what if she never initiates? Derrick just said, then you have to wait. Initially, I was very resistant to the idea of divorcing my wife. But then she stopped cooking my share of dinner, sleeping in reverse on the marital bed and so on. Things that I only recalled in hindsight were her preparing to divorce me. I waited for three years before she opened her mouth. And it was because of a badminton court booking fiasco using her account. It culminated in a huge fight but she took the kids to Johor Bahru one long weekend, the National Day weekend and then came back to tell me that she already spoke to a lawyer. I wasn't surprised because on that day itself I had just been to Derrick and he said the time was very close. She must have been surprised at my lack of reaction but I just took it calmly and told her to prepare the documentation.
There was also a cruise that a whole bunch of us took together with Derrick. Initially, Max my friend, whom I also introduced to Derrick, had to celebrate a business milestone with 11 other friends but instead of holding the celebration at a nice restaurant like any normal person, he booked a cruise for all 11 of us. At the cruise, it was revealed that I was a 妖, a devil in Chinese mythology. There is no direct translation for 妖 in English. The English language has a wide plethora of descriptors for every supernatural entity that ever existed. There's ghouls, ghosts, trolls, ghouls, poltergeists, demons, fairies and all sorts of labels that runs the gamut from malevolent spirits that haunt the living to mischievous, almost playful beings that blur the line between danger and charm — yet none quite capture the fluid, ambiguous essence that 妖 embodies. As Derrick mentioned that the 妖 I was originated in the western hemisphere, and lives in the forest, I simply labelled him a forest imp. A charming, playful yet helpful forest imp. Apparently, I was imprisoned by a witch for eons, being made to serve her demented goals but I broke free with the help of a demon slayer, which happens to be Max's wife, Lisa.
Anyways, I still have no idea what to make of this new information. But since 2025, Derrick told me that the imp, as I knew him, has been trying to come close to me. So he must have spliced a part of himself and threw it into the baby that was coming out from my biological mother. I still remember my biological father telling me that it took three days and three nights for me as a newly born infant to break the fever that I came into the world with. However, as we were two distinct souls, the imp, whom I labelled my alpha, has been trying to merge with me in order to achieve good among humanity. In order for my alpha to fully merge with me, I didn't take up any full time employment, solely relying on my Web3 profits and whatever savings I had. I tried not to be too overly concerned with money, focusing on the mission at hand. I knew I was going to gain some abilities that will help humanity in some sense.
Anyway, by the time Derrick informed me that I had fully merged with my alpha, I was pretty much broke already and had to rely on the charity of friends and family to continue paying my bills. Thank god for AI, which I quickly used to help me build a website to promote my channeling business. Derrick told me that there was no operating manual for me to start using my abilities, I just have to discover them on my own. But since I had already fully merged with my alpha, I shouldn't have much of a problem in that regard. Derrick had an adopted daughter, called Tiffany who sorted of role modelled for me what to do in a physical session so I had a sense of where I was going, in terms of abilities, but Derrick was right, this was something I had to discover on my own, and during my 运程, an annual affair during the Lunar New Year in which Derrick will discern an individual's luck for the entire year, he told me that do or die, I had to start my online consultations on 29 March 2026.
Most of the early seekers were from my Web3 course that I hosted on Max's platform. All of them had good reviews which they posted for the benefit of other students. I'm just wondering here how to do my outreach when Max asked me to come to Melbourne to see him, where he's living and teaching. He was busy the first few days so I felt compelled to ask Lisa to see Nikki. Now, Nikki was Max's childhood friend but they have since fallen out. Not least because Max still had some feelings for her, even though they were both married. I got close to Nikki just as Max and Nikki fell out, and Nikki managed to see the alpha imp that was joined to me. To me, that gave me a lot of confidence that someone whom I'm not close to (and who was a relative stranger), managed to see a part of me that is perhaps outlandishly improbable. She encouraged me to name him and to eat more food as it seems my alpha likes food. I called him Godfrick after the green pistachio and chocolate snack gofrik. It seemed appropriate since Nikki saw him as a mischievous little green imp running around me. Naming him had the effect of drawing me closer to Godfrick and gave me more confidence to commune with him on a daily basis. I also encouraged Godfrick to eat with me whenever I had food.
So when I was in Melbourne, I had Lisa reach out to Nikki to see her. She bought us an expensive Chinese dinner and later at her apartment, I went into a flow state and allowed Nikki to ask me some questions. Nikki was inquisitive about the whole makeup and constitution of imp society. Then she proceeded to ask some questions about her health and that was when I saw issues with her body. But more importantly, I saw that a possessive male friend (someone she had spurned romantically) had inadvertently planted a malevolent hook in the right side of her head. The spiritual hook had the effect of draining her energy and causing her health problems. She went to two psychics and both of them told her the hook will fall off on its own but she continued to be plagued by health problems and low energy. I decided to lay hands on the particular side of her head for a good 20-30 mins. All this time, one hand was on the side of her head and the other hand was in a certain pose with the fourth finger curled and held by my thumb when I'm focused and directing energy but not touching her. After she sat up from the couch in her own home, she said the most amazing thing happened to her, she never felt like that before. It was as if someone was reaching inside her head and extracting something from her. She winced as it was quite painful. However, all this time I was blissfully unaware of what was happening as I saw threads connecting her to two entities that I needed to untangle. Once I was done with that I saw a cartridge lodged inside her brain that I needed to extract. I saw and did all these in a metaphysical sense since my hands were not moving and my eyes were closed and I was focused on healing Nikki. I had not realised that she also was able to feel the effects of my energetic manipulations.
Anyways, I covered Nikki with some form of protection, an energetic force field if you will, before I and Lisa took our leave. The dark rings around her eyes have visibly lightened and she seemed lighter. Days later when I texted her, she said she had come off her sleeping pills, which was something I didn't realise she's on. You can read all these and her story in the review she left me on Google, just type 'Lumina Flanders Singapore'. I know this all sounds a bit improbable and far fetched but I have been on a tear lately and I feel compelled to share all these with you.
Anyways, I'm still on that mission and trajectory. If anyone's even remotely curious about my abilities, feel free to hit me up and see what I can do for you. Happy to connect and share the love.
